They spent nine figures building this glass tower just so that someone could put “this is your wake up call” on the windows in pinks lettering.
It could have been worse, it could have read, “this is your margin call!”
Freedom Tower February 2012
The Freedom Tower is nearly as tall as the old Twin Towers were, and is now merely another Goliath of a building in Manhattan’s skyline.
So much so, that Manhattan’s smog blurs the tower from a distance now. Smog, yummy!
The Bridge Of Decaying Confidence
Ladies and Gents, allow us to introduce you to the underbelly of the Manhattan Bridge, the Brooklyn trestle.
And based off of the several thousand times that we’ve crossed the bridge, we think that it should be renamed, The Bridge of Decaying Confidence, in large part to the way that the bridge jumps when an overweight truck speeds across it.
Manhattan’s Most Uncomfortable Seat
People in New York City will sit just about anywhere, park benches, next the crazy people, the subway floor, the sidewalk, stoops and window ledges to name a few, but this bench has got to be the most uncomfortable place to sit in all of Manhattan.
It’s sits along Mulberry Street, just south of Houston Street, and it’s made of unfinished, splintered wood. As if that’s not inviting enough, any potential sitter also has to deal with a building that is not sure what it wants to do as far as being an innie or an outie. As such, the building makes one feel as if it will reach out and touch one’s shoulder if one sits outside of it.
Not even drunken hobos dare use that bench. That has got to be Manhattan’s most uncomfortable seat!
The Woolworth Building’s Backside
Seeing the backside of the Woolworth Building like this is just wrong.
Like, crazy person’s butt being displayed for all to see on the subway sort of wrong. Or, at the very least, elderly couple caught in the act 40 minutes after taking a hit of the blue pill sort of wrong. And quite possibly, woman wearing a pantsuit while also wearing sneakers sort of wrong. It’s just plain old wrong to the Woolworth Building’s backside. Bleh!
Though it does how some big, long, and wide backside cleavage there.