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In honor of the New Year, we adopted a new iPhone 4S, which, just like Cabbage Patch Kids of our youth, came with a name – Siri. Siri is great in that you can ask Siri anything. Siri will tell you an answer, and will sometimes misunderstand us in our speech. Siri also doesn’t understand the American version of a bastardized Austrailian accent, but Siri gets along quite well with the slow drawl of a West African accent. Go figure.
So, we’ve decided to post the Top 12 Siri/Beehive banter.
12:
The streets are sometimes lined with knowledge, as is the case with this here knowledgeable cow.
Translation: “Who remembers us?”
All hail Buddha Cow! (And then eat him.)
Christmas in Brooklyn means that it’s time to decorate one’s home in the most nonsensical way with cheap lights.* Here is the mecca of all things craptastic Christmas displays, Dyker Heights. Somewhere, a landscape designer is crying at the horrific nature of these yards.
A house so complicated and meaningless that we needed an close-up shot of it’s outlandish display of Christmas cheer on the 20 foot wide property.
We are SO glad that our grandparents no longer live on the main block where all of the lights are — those Christmas Eve traffic jams of people looking at lights are not fun. That said, if we ever hit the Mega Millions we’d totally buy a house on the main strip of Dyker Heights lights. We’d plaster the house with flood lights from cellar to roof. People want lights, we’ll show them lights.**
*Some dumb guido who is too stupid to realize that they are the direct descendants of the ancient Roman slaves and not the ancient Roman dynastic families read that and said, “Look at this f*ckin’ guy.” You know you said it out loud and to yourself.
**Our thinking is a far cry from the lone Buddhist family that lives in the middle of all the Dyker Heights lights craziness. They choose to simply display a small Buddha in their front garden.
From the looks of a roof several houses down, Santa and Buddha got into a heated altercation recently and fought each other to death.
Buddha was found on the left, while Santa was found on the right. It appears as though this was all be over access to a folding lounge chair.
Who knew Santa and Buddha would duke it out in their off time?
