To pick up after your dog in Kensington, Brooklyn.
Yes you can!
Giants Terrorize UWS With Dog Poop
We suspect that an actual giant, or group of giants, living on the Upper West Side haven’t been picking up after their dog(s). It’s caused such terror on the UWS that a prudent someone has nailed this sign to a tree.
The sign hangs approximately eight feet off the ground and is clearly in the direct line of sight for most giants who dare not pick up after their dogs.
Be careful out there folks, and stay aware of your surroundings, which are laden with feces, likely from a dog, and totally not a giant.
The Cost Of Poo
The cost of not picking up after your dog on the streets of New York City near a legible sign and are caught by the imaginary Sanitation Department dog poop patrol: $100
The cost of not picking up after your dog if caught near this semi legitimate looking sign by the imaginary Sanitation Department dog poop patrol: $450 and your balls will be cut off.
The cost of not picking up after your dog if caught near this faded looking sign by the imaginary Sanitation Department dog poop patrol: $100
The cost of not picking up after your dog if caught near this quasi legitimate looking sign by the not so imaginary Parks Department dog poop patrol: $1,000
The cost of not picking up after your dog if caught near this very much not legitimate whatsoever looking sign by the imaginary Polite Police’s poop patrol: A stern reprimanding.
The cost of not picking up after yourself if you’re caught near this legitimate looking sign by the imaginary Sanitation Department human poop patrol: $20,000
The cost of not picking up after yourself if you wipe yourself with a black leather glove: Priceless
Seriously, don’t click on that link if you just ate, are eating, are about to eat, blind easily or are weak of heart.