For nearly 30 years we have loved to eat various parts of chickens and their delicious eggs, but that has all caught up to us.  A chicken has set out to seek revenge, and by golly, it got revenge.

We were cracking open some eggs yesterday when this happened.

The first egg was a successfully cracked and we separated the yolk from the white.  The second egg was successful in that it looked normal, but the third…the third egg was a bloody red mess that made us shriek like a little girl.

Well played Senorita Chicken, well played.