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9-11 Is Still Not Funny

We found this lame graffiti on a muni-meter box along Broadway at 57th Street in Manhattan.

Umm… yeah, we beg to differ with the author of that graffiti.  It’s been nearly ten years and 9/11 is still not funny.

It will still lack humor in 66 years, just like the Holocaust, and in two thousand or so years, it will still not be funny, just like the volcanic explosion that covered Pompeii — some things are just so terrible that they will never be funny.

So… yeah, DOT.  Perhaps you can send someone out to Broadway between 56th and 57th Street to remove that horrific attempt at satire?

The Royal Knock Knock Joke

Knock!! Knock!!

Who’s there?

Prince William.

Prince William, who?

Prince William, the guy who’s been screaming “THE BRITISH ARE COMING!! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!” for the past three weeks.

A Building’s Armpit

Ever wonder what the armpit of a building looks like?  Well, here it is:

It’s the leftover wall of a demolished building, and it’s best to think of this armpit as being the armpit of an elderly Chinese man — smooth and hairless.

The Mix And Match State Building

This is the view of the Empire State Building from the West Side Highway, directly west of itself.

It’s a bric-a-brac / mix and match of a State Building.

Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree

We’ve never quite understood the draw of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, but most people seem to go gaga over it.

All that we understand for sure is that an old man buries two cans of Coca Cola each autumn and up pops a massive tree that is full of festive lights several weeks later.


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