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TSA Leaves Creepy Note In Laptop

OG pal of the Beehive, M. David Hornbuckle, was travelling from New York’s LaGuardia Airport to Birmingham, AL yesterday and in the process he checked a suitcase that contained his laptop. 

When Hornbuckle arrived in Birmingham he opened his laptop and found that a rather creepy, odd and unnecessary note had been left neatly inside of it.

[Image via Hornbuckle]

Seeing as how Hornbuckle didn’t lend his laptop out to someone and had checked it in while securely inside of a suitcase and handed it off to TSA ensured hands in the form of Delta employees, we presume that someone from the TSA or perhaps a Delta bag handler employee placed this note inside — or perhaps, God magically created and placed this note inside of the laptop. 

[Image via Hornbuckle]

While the cell phone photo is a little blurry, it reads:

Youtube

“Fall of the Republic”

“End Game”

“Obama Occupation”

Google

“Money Matters”

We searched all of these terms and it appears as though the author is a right wing nut who is trying to help spread the word that President Obama is involved with some sort of offshore, secret conspiracy that is currently going on that involves international bankers trying to create a New World Order that uses an International Currency. 

While we are amused at the thought of someone scribbling odd notes and leaving them in laptops, we can only hope that whomever placed this note is at the very least fired from their job.  Left wing, right wing, whatever the case may be, there just isn’t a reason to be intruding in someone’s belongings for such a manner.  If they’re looney enough to place objects inside of bags that they don’t own, they simply don’t belong working in an airport envirnment.

More of Hornbuckle’s note can be found on his blog.

Furniture Store Doubles As Smoke Lounge

We recently passed by this ‘furniture’ showroom along 5th Avenue in Bay Ridge and noticed a polite note taped to the front gate.

We’ve had to deal with the unwanted smoke from neighbors who are clueless that smoke doesn’t just disappear within a building.  Storefronts like the one above are supposed to be smoke free by law…so we hope that they call 311 if the smoke condition continues from the employees of the storefront.

Even if they don’t call 311 we hope that they can keep making signs for we really appreciate the combination of both upper and lower case letters as well as different style of lettering with the various ‘a’ used. 

Crazy Super: ‘Don’t Vote Bloomberg…Kill The Motherf*cker’ Instead

The crankiest former super has been up to some to dangerous activity today — he’s working the polls and trying to start a rebellion.  We saw him working the polls this morning at P.S. 185 on Ridge Blvd. and 86th Street (he’ll probably be there until 9PM tonight) and since then we spotted several signs that appear to be his work taped up along 3rd Avenue. 

Yes, the man who doesn’t pick his dog poop up and who locked all of the full garbage cans inside of the building that he lives in to spite his fellow tenants works the polls each year to help keep democracy going — but that’s not the juicy part, this is…

 

To quote the poor penmanship sans caps:

“I urge all New Yorkers not to vote for Bloomberg on 11-3-09, he raised sales tax 2x last 4yrs, closed fire houses, raised your cigarette prices, trash cans not getting picked up but 1x a day & none on wkends. rent stabilized apts. getting hit hard every yr. with high rent increases, because of his puppets, new ball parks built for Mets & Yanks & Ground Zero is still Ground Zero.  He runs a very corrupt police dept.  Ray Kelly belongs in a jail cell next to Bernie Kerik.  His cops are a bunch of drunks killing people, he did nothing to stop MTA from raising fares in 8 yrs.  If Yanks win World Series, he probably will have a parade.  Remember, the city is very broke.  Keep this in mind on Tues. 11-3-09  Kill the Motherf*cker”

Now, some of you might be asking if we saw the Crazy Super Signs author writing these signs or hanging them up.  To that, we must answer an astounding NO. 

That said, we do have a rather extensive library of his handwritten ramblings that go back over two plus years and have read his work extensively for years prior to that.  Using those as a frame of reference, it would appear as though this ’Kill the m-f’er’ sign was done by him. 

Don’t think that there was only one of these signs taped up.  Here’s another sign that lacks the ‘Kill the m-f’er.’  We find this lack of conviction of the part of the author to be quite purplexing.  All of the signs that we saw today appeared to be photocopies, this means that he ran off a few, then realized that he forgot one last detail and ran off several more.  Go figure.

We know of three others that were torn down throughout the day.

Happy Election Day!!!


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