Yesterday, as we passed the Park Slope Food Coop, we noticed that their sign is all of a sudden misspelled. It now states that it is the “Park Slope Eood Coop.”
There’s a lesson in this, and the lesson is that communism is never the answer…amiright?
The Ghost Of Brunch Annoyance
Ladies and gentlemen, please meet the Ghost of Brunch Annoyance — he’s a distant cousin of the Ghost of Christmas Past, and a distant cousin to the Duke of Northumberland.
He resides outside of Miriam in Park Slope, one of the best places to have brunch in NYC. He is there to remind us all that waiting in line for eggs (even poached eggs) is a silly idea.
Park Slope Weirdness
This photo of Union Street is a pretty standard image of Park Slope and is a shining example of brownstone Brooklyn.
The photo also shows the weird underbelly that Park Slope has.
It’s almost a motorcycle, but not quite — it’s a scooter that Chinese take-out places used in the 90s that someone bought a tricycle version of. It’s the kind of bike that says, “I like the idea of motorcycles, am too scared of an actual motorcycle, so I’ll take this Chinese take-out tricycle and call it a day.”
Mr. Jolie Spotted In Park Slope!!!
We spotted Mr. Jolie in Park Slope right as the blizzard began last weekend.
Since Brad Pitt hasn’t made it official… we’re hoping that it was Billy Bob Thornton driving around with this plate and not the dude from Hackers, or worse, Jon Voight!
Jason Rouse Set To Destroy Park Slope
Park Slope, you guys are in luck. Tonight (and next Sunday night) Jason Rouse is playing Bar 4 at 9PM.
Rouse has played all over the world and is arguably the funniest (and dirtiest) comic going today. Y’all should go see him because he is just a tremendous comic and brings it each and every time.
Plus, he’s Canadian, so you know he’s actually a good man behind all of the dirty, fun filled jokes.
*But if he claims to have burned himself with some tea, you might not want to look.