The cost of not picking up after your dog on the streets of New York City near a legible sign and are caught by the imaginary Sanitation Department dog poop patrol: $100 

The cost of not picking up after your dog if caught near this semi legitimate looking sign by the imaginary Sanitation Department dog poop patrol: $450 and your balls will be cut off.

The cost of not picking up after your dog if caught near this faded looking sign by the imaginary Sanitation Department dog poop patrol: $100

The cost of not picking up after your dog if caught near this quasi legitimate looking sign by the not so imaginary Parks Department dog poop patrol: $1,000

The cost of not picking up after your dog if caught near this very much not legitimate whatsoever looking sign by the imaginary Polite Police’s poop patrol: A stern reprimanding.

The cost of not picking up after yourself if you’re caught near this legitimate looking sign by the imaginary Sanitation Department human poop patrol: $20,000

The cost of not picking up after yourself if you wipe yourself with a black leather glove: Priceless 

Seriously, don’t click on that link if you just ate, are eating, are about to eat, blind easily or are weak of heart.