There are very few things in life that our fiancee told us that we’re not allowed to do.  One such specified no-no is that we should not have our face plastered on the side of a building on some big, ugly billboard while wearing a crown.

Though we’ve seen this billboard a solid 500-plus times over the past year or so, it wasn’t until we cropped the photo that we read what the billboard was actually for — a discount mortgage broker.

While we have no idea of how great of a business Power Express might be, the mere reference to it being a “discount mortgage supermarket,” the location of the business (in a residential building in the middle of a residential block), combined with the written content of the billboard, along with the image of a dude looking like a turd-head while wearing a crown and being the face of the company/billboard gives us the feeling that people should think twice about what they’re getting into by taking out a mortgage with this company.

But hey, it might only be our gut instinct making a bad call in thinking that a tried and true old school loan shark whose office is the back of a smoke filled pool hall is a better place to get mortgage than this place is.