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9-11 Yard Sale

Yes, the events of 9-11 were a terrible thing, but this whole “Never Forget” thing is just flat out wrong.  We’ve had about enough of people exploiting the victims of 9-11 for superficial things such as where a crane is and isn’t allowed to be, where a mosque can be built so that peaceful people can worship God in their own way, justification of beating or killing Muslim people (or people thought to be Muslim people), Quran burnings, and just about any and all other things that ignorant people evoke “Never Forget” on a bumper sticker or what have you.

We can’t speak for all of the other victims, but we sure would like to forget the events of that day.  We wish that they never happened.  That they never shocked our brains and ingrained the events of that day so deeply and vividly into our memory.  We wish that adults would finally stop asking us for directions on how to get the World Trade Center (though they don’t call it the WTC, they call it Ground Zero) to look at a construction site, and for children to stop being taught this ignorance by their parents — kids nowadays call it Groun Zero (G-R-O-U-N Zero).

What we’re really trying to say here more than anything is that every last person on the face of the earth will die one day.  Death is a part of life.  All death is tragic, but for the love of God, let it go already, and let the poor souls who perished on 9-11 finally rest in peace — for they have been turning over in their graves (both literal and theoretical) so much that they’ve spun halfway to China by now.

With that in mind, we’re very happy to see that some people in Brooklyn have the balls to simple move on with life and have a yard sale on September 11th this year — something that would have been looked at with shock, disgust, and anger just a few years ago.

Nothing says good old fashioned Americana better than being able to buy your neighbor’s unwanted beer steins, recliner, photographs, books and clothing.

And Osama Bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri (and those Americans who fought to free al-Zawahiri from a life sentence in Egypt), if you’re reading this, you ruined the sight of a perfectly good, crisp, blue sky that doesn’t have a cloud in it — for many people.  For that, this is all we have to say to you guys:

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Free Creepy Apples

We found this tin containing two apples on a bench in Brooklyn’s Shore Road Park.

There was a sign attached to the tin that read, “Please take they are from a garden.”

Several things ran through our mind.  Who took and ate the other apples that were most likely in that tin?  Did someone ever think that apples didn’t come from a garden of some sort?  Like, did they think that apples came out of the engines of 60s muscle cars or something?

Lastly, who would be eccentric enough to think that leaving a tin full of apples in a park in the middle of Brooklyn with a sign saying “free” would be a good thing, and apparently have it all work out?  Certainly not us…

Department Of Traffic Sign

We happened to spot this old sign on a new-ish gate at the Surrogate’s Court on Adams Street in Brooklyn.

Despite our 30 years in Brooklyn, we don’t recall ever seeing any signs that were issued by the Department of Traffic — or ever even hearing about the Department of Traffic — so we assumed that this old sign was an ancient relic from Roman times (before the end of the Republic), back when centurions used to block the driveways to the courts with their horses and Germanic slaves.

We can only hope that this sign isn’t up because it has been stuck in probate all these years…  ZING!

*We’ve emailed Kevin Walsh from Forgotten NY who informed us the sign is likely a prior to 1975 sign.

Park Slope Literacy Fail

For shame!  We spotted this sad sight on Brooklyn’s Union Street, just off of Grand Army Plaza. 

There was only one thing that this sign wasn’t supposed to be on…yet there it is, being held by four ties on the fence. 

One would think that the sign hanger(s) would have read the sign before hanging it up any old place –  an old place that happens to be the one place that it was not intended to be on.

Fresh Meat, Served With Death

When we spotted this sign it made us do a double-take.

It’s along the same lines of saying, ‘We will not sell meat cut by cocaine.’  Yet, oddly enough, some places actually do package their fresh meat with carbon monoxide so that it can look fresh for weeks.  Even more odd, the Food and Drug Administration says that it is perfectly fine, for now.

Ew, ew, ew!


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