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The advertisement we found on the subway for LIM College states that LIM College is “Where Business Meets Fashion.”
But what the ad really told us is this, “LIM College, Where The Fashion Business Makes You Yawn.”
And yes, that woman in the photo made us yawn both while riding the F train, and while we wrote this post. Yawns, they’re contagious!
Call us a typical cynical New Yorker if you must, but if human defecation is a constant problem on the street outside of your multi-million dollar apartment, then we highly doubt that those who are chronically defecating outside of your window will stop doing so because of a sign like this.
In fact, instead of helping the situation, it simply tells the public, “the wealthy people who live on Jersey Street between Crosby and Lafayette in Manhattan live in multi-million dollar apartments that are real sh!holes, thanks to a chronic human defecation problem that happens nearly all of the time, directly outside of their windows, day and night!”
Sometimes it is better to leave some mystery to things, like the Kentile Floors sign in Gowanus, Brooklyn.
Ooh la la!
Just in case one isn’t sure that they are exactly where they are, somebody placed a giant “YOU ARE HERE” sign along a construction wall in lower Manhattan.
You know, because there are times when you might be having an existential crisis and need to be grounded with where you actually are. You are here!
If you’ve ever eaten at White Castle, then you know what White Castle can and usually do to your stomach. Based off of this sign found inside of the men’s room of the White Castle in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, even White Castle knows what its food will do to a man.
The wise man once said: “White Castle… works wonders with various elixirs.”