Earlier this week, we strolled north along 6th Avenue in the Village, and happened to glance into the sidewalk cafe of Da Silvano’s restaurant to see if we could spot a celebrity eating there.  We didn’t spot anyone, but in doing so, we unwittingly spoiled the shot of many a paparazzi.  They were all aiming for the perfect shot of someone who we missed in front of our eyes, Mr. 300 himself, and one of our penis cousins – Gerard Butler!  (To be fair, that dude has like a gazillion penis cousins – just ask TMZ.)

Mr. 300 is rear and center of this second photo, directly behind the man with the white hair.  We’ll stick to our day job – we’d make terrible paparazzi.