This is a vignette of the New York City subway system. Particularly, a scene from the Union Square N/Q/R lines.
There are many like it, but this one is ours.
Union Square Cornball
This “cornball” is spray painted directly above the deadly third rail along the N & R subway lines the Union Square station.
We aren’t sure what bothers us most about it. Is it the fact that someone almost killed themselves in a way that would annoy and inconvenience thousands of people for this graffiti? Or is it the fact that they went with a lowercase “R” while all else is uppercase?
Either way, the person should have painted their name, “douchebag.”
NYC Standpipe That Looks Like E.T.
As the title states, this is a post about a standpipe that we found in Manhattan that looks like E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
No word if Drew Barrymore will give it a kiss or not, but E.T. pump water onto fire!
Mila Kunis Is Bored
Via 15th Street and 5th Avenue, word has come to us that Mila Kunis is bored.
Here’s to you, Mila Kunis.
Union Square’s Half-Tailed Squirrel
We recently came across this half-tailed squirrel at the northwest corner of Union Square.
As you can see, it only has half a tail in comparison to other squirrels.
We doubt that the squirrel has AD&D insurance, so it’ll just have to be happy with having another nut to find and another day to live.
One squirrel’s luck in having half a tail is probably a hawk’s horror story of the squirrel that got away. Pale Male, and new lady-friend, we’re looking at YOU!