As we entered Citi Field yesterday evening we noticed that someone in the Mets’ player’s parking lot had a Lamborghini.

While we wondered which player owned the high end car we realized that it was parked in the handicapped parking spot — right above the “V” in the horrific watermark.

We aren’t saying that handicapped people aren’t allowed or shouldn’t be driving a Lambo, but considering how Lambo’s are extremely low to the ground vehicles to the point where it takes considerable effort to get in and out of it and the fact that this vehicle is parked in the player’s parking lot, it just doesn’t make sense that a truly handicapped individual who requires handicapped parking placards would take a Lambo to Citi Field so that they could play a professional baseball game.

This begs the following questions: Which member of the Mets’ staff is pretending to be handicapped?  Which one is playing in the big leagues despite being handicapped?  Which one doesn’t have enough common decency to not park their vehicle in the handicapped spot?  Which one is overcompensating?

The way the math works, it logically suggests that only two of the above questions can be answered “nobody.”