We remember the great GNR drummer, Steven Adler, saying that he walked into a scene once that had Steven Tyler fully erect, and with five female hands wrapped around Tyler’s junk — that’s ENORMOUS!!!  So, when our wife pulled this giant carrot out of the crisper as we began to prep our dinner, we figured that we had a Steven Tyler c@ck sized carrot in our hands.

The Steven Tyler Carrot Penis was only a little more than three-plus hands in length.  Mind you, we have man hands, and Tyler’s ween was viewed with woman hands around it, but still!  That carrot is a full one and three-fourths hands short of Mr. Steven Tyler’s record holding ween.  Heck, Tyler’s ween could probably create a new Guinness Book World Record of how many Guinness Book’s of Work Records he can stack on his ween while competing in a triathlon.

Anyway, point being, we ate an almost the size of Steven Tyler’s penis carrot recently, and it was delicious.  Eat your veggies!